February 2012
370 posts
Anonymous asked: Do you think that Gretchen is so totally fetch?
ayersbriana asked: Should i dye my hair rainbow to match my soul?
Anonymous asked: Would you rather bathe in mousse or hair spray?
Anonymous asked: Is your ballsack fully intact?
captivating-oblivion asked: y is it dat ppl alwayz ask u questions && no1 eva asks about MY BLOG
Anonymous asked: sometimes when my boyfriend gets mad at me he makes me do really bad stuff like one time he made me stand in the corner with my nose against the wall for 3 hours i wasnt even allowed to pee. then another time he made me sit under the kitchen table and hold his penis is my mouth until he finished eating dinner, and if i let my teeth drop he would splash hot coffee on my bare chest. how do i get him...
To whoever sends me these anon messages...
*cough cough Jenna* thank you. THEY MAKE ME FEEL COMPLETE <3
Or Sara even…
Anonymous asked: how can i get back at my mom without sticking pizza crust up my butthole? i shove pizza crust up my butt when i get angry at my mom because i want her to get pissed because she has to take me to the emergency room. whats another way to get back at my mom?
Anonymous asked: When I first got my period I had no idea what was happening so I put a bandaid over my vagina and prayed to God it would stop bleeding.
If you don't reblog this, then you hate Harry...
erised-snitch:
bloodydiadem:
severusmakemealovepotion:
draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin:
andpyxiswillleadmehome:
whoviackian:
I’m obligated as a resident of Earth
FOREVER REBLOG
well, can’t have people think I hate Harry Potter now can I?
I’m sorry, but my existence obligates me to reblog this. :/
FOREVER REBLOG
Who wouldn’t reblog...
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: Doctor.
Person: Doctor who?
Me: Trolololololol
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sashastyles:
ashleyindetention:
thisiswhereigo:
peekabooxd:
c0quine:
WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE OMFG
lol ^ ikr this songs burnt buh i never seen this vid
I will always reblog this omfg
This slaaaayyysss me.
LMFAO
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Roses are red
Violets are blue.
I hate Ryan Murphy,
Don’t you, too?